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10.31.2010

Vampires Begone!

As some of you may know, I started my fantastic no iodine diet. I am proud to say I am one week into it. I HATE IT. Halloween was especially ridiculous. Candy is forbidden. Everything is dry, because sauce is forbidden. I can, however, have all the garlic my heart desires. I garlic everything. I now smell like garlic. It permeates. My sheets are garlicky. Mmmm. But on this Halloween night, no vampires will be sucking this blood. It's my one consolation.

3 comments:

Olivia Heilmann said...

You poor dear. I love that you can laugh still. It's awesome!

smiliesar said...

Yeah for one week down! Only one more to go right? Save some candy to eat later.

Pieces of me... said...

LOL... Garlic IS powerful, in all sorts of ways :)