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12.28.2009

T'was the Day Before Christmas...

When the television broke
Then soon after that
The van went up in smoke
And the stereo too
Will no longer play
And it's certain, we know
It will stay in that way

Christmas came and it went
Thought we, our troubles are gone
Until we discovered
The furnace wouldn't come on

But you'll hear me exclaim
Ere you finish this post
What can you do?
That's the breaks folks

2 comments:

smiliesar said...

Awesome writing. So sorry about all your troubles.

A. Simpson said...

Ahh lyrics to a song my friend, all the way...
(p.s. Sorry crappy stuff happened.)