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10.18.2009

It's All Fun and Games Until Someone Poops In a Boot

Sam: "Hey Mom, this boot has poop in it."

Me: (Thinking this is just a pretend game of Sam's) "The boot has what inside?"

Sam: "There's poop in this boot."

Me: (Ha ha, funny story. Grab said boot. Sniff. Sniff again. What the?!) "There's poop inside this boot!!!! How did poop get inside this boot?! Whose poop is this?"

Sam: "I pooped in it. Noelle pooped too."

Jeez. Are my kids the only kids who poop in boots?

10 comments:

MotherBeck said...

Hil-ar-i-ous!!!!

Andrea said...

Way too Funny.... Got to love our kids..

Daya said...
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Daya said...

That is awesome!! Anton used to pee in a bucket on the side of our house but pooping in boots is still worse. It must just be your kids. Aren't you lucky?

Leah said...

NOOOOO!!!! That is grosser than my neighbor kid pouring wet dog food down the heater vent. Sick. I hope you just threw those boots in the garbage.

Trishelle said...

Hahahaha! That's so funny! It sounds like Sam and Noelle are fabulous partners in crime!!

A friend of mine discovered that her son had somehow managed to leave a teeny tiny little poop in their Fisher Price "Loving Family" Dollhouse toilet.

She says she got so mad at her son and screamed, "Poopie only goes in the Potty!!" To which her son replied with equal frustration, "But Mommy, I DID!"

Pieces of me... said...

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That's a classic... Cami did something like that once... but not in a boot... that's just halarious... but I'm sure not at the time. :)

Olivia Heilmann said...

AHHHHHHHH GROSS!!! That is so stinkin' funny!

Cori said...

That is hilarious! Gross, but hilarious. It never ceases to amaze me what kids come up with!

A. Simpson said...

What the...?!